pH 2.5

viernes, mayo 25, 2012

Me suena familiar...

"Amistías Internacional", cuarenta años denunciando casos de nepotismo alrededor del mundo.

martes, mayo 22, 2012

Who's to blame?

If we learnt something lately is that you can't blame anyone who is "born that way":

You can't blame homosexuals, because they were born that way.

You can't blame fat people, because they were born that way.

You can't blame jerks, because they were born that way.

You can't blame children, because they were born that way.

You can't blame bad parents, because they were born that way.

You can't blame Dalai Lama, because he was repeteadly born that way.

And finally, you can't blame "pro-choice" activists, because they were not aborted that way.

Fortunately, we will always have the boogie...

miércoles, mayo 16, 2012

No solamente Clarín miente...

"El Día", también, pero de puro chantas...

Fotografía para diario oficialista: Lección 1 - "Timing"...

Cómo tomar una foto a un político oficialista:

"- A ver, sonría. Uno, dos, tres."

(click)

Cómo tomar una foto a un político opositor:

"- A ver, sonría. Uno, dos, tres..."

...

"- ¿Falta much...?"

(click)

martes, mayo 15, 2012

Seguro que en inglés este es un chiste más viejo que Methuselah...

"- The composer of this piece is Haydn"

"- Why? Is not that bad..."

lunes, mayo 14, 2012

sábado, mayo 12, 2012

Humor gráfico para imaginar... Oh, yeah!

Se ve a un paciente sentado en una camilla con el pantalón arremangado hasta arriba de la rodilla derecha. Mira horrorizado al médico, un corpulento rubio de bata blanca, que está por tomarle los reflejos con un martillo gigante. En la puerta del consultorio se ve un cartel que dice:

"DocThor"

A patient is sitting on a stretcher with his pants rolled up above the right knee. Horrified he watches at the doctor, a corpulent blond in white scrubs, who is about to test his reflex with a giant hammer. In the office door there's a sign that reads:

"DocThor"

jueves, mayo 10, 2012

Humor gráfico para imaginar... (¡ahora bilingüe!)

Se ve a una mosca con una pupa comprando comida rápida en un "McMosca's". La mosca le está diciendo al vendedor:
"... y para mi pupa dame una 'Caquita Feliz'."

A fly and its pupa are buying fast-food in "McFly's". The fly is telling the seller:
"... and for my pupa give me a 'Crappy Meal'."

miércoles, mayo 09, 2012

Pisimista...

Algunos ven el vaso medio lleno...
Otros ven el vaso medio vacío...
Yo veo a alguien que no sabe distinguir entre un jugo de manzana y un
análisis de orina.

martes, mayo 01, 2012

¿i?

"Desconocidos sustrajeron de un banco céntrico la cantidad de quinientos mil pesos reales y treinta mil pesos imaginarios. Investiga el hecho la División de Delitos Complejos."